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Posted by reviewer2 - July 22nd, 2009


Newgrounds, i'm sorry for what i've done. I shouldn't have done it.
I cannot believe what I have done. It was a horrible thing.
Will you please forgive me? I don't know why I did it but i'm sorry.
Please, let's not hold a grudge. Can we be friends again?
I...I'm sorry....I should have started it slower...I should've eased it in that...
Well..well...I heard something, and i've checked your..uh...your computer history.
And I've learned some thing, I heard them........
I heard...
I heard...
i herd that u leik mudkipz

This will be a huge blow to our relation ship, but can we maintain it?

Can we be friends?

Newgrounds, i'm sorry...


Posted by reviewer2 - July 11th, 2009


I DEAMND A RESAON NAO

AWW SHIT TOO GUD POESTS NOOO


Posted by reviewer2 - July 10th, 2009


Nevar forget today...as the day that NG was raped and raided by the Dick Division.
We fought valiantly and won in the end, though many posts died in the process.
Many were banned, though un-banned they were. This was a triumph.
We believe the Duck Divisions overlord KyleZX may have chosen the moderator Kaynslamdyke as his host and abused his powers. In an emergency demodding, Kaynslamdyke was stripped of his mod powers, though if KyleZX ever leaves Kaynslamdyke, it will be unfair to him, losing his status...

NEVAR FORGET.

10/7/09 NEVAR FORGET


Posted by reviewer2 - June 27th, 2009


1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species
of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are
insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer
which only Santa has ever seen.

2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT
since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and
Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378
million according to the Population Reference Reference Bureau. At an
average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million
homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different
time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west
(which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is
to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has
1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney,
fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat
whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the
sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8
millions stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course,
we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will
accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of
75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at
least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.

This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000
times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made
vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per
second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming
that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds),
the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably
described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more
than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could
pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even
nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even
counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for
comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air
resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as
spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer
will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In
short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the
reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The
entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second.
Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times
greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim)
would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's
dead now. Merry X-mas.


Posted by reviewer2 - June 22nd, 2009


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: CHARLES, I'M BACK!
Stranger: I have some bad news.
You: SHOUT, CHARLES, SHOUT! SHOUTING IS THE ONLY WAY TO BREAK THE BARRIER!
You: THE BARRIER BETWEEN OUR LOVE!
Stranger: MARGARET, I'M PREGNANT!
You: OH MY GOD!
Stranger: YOU'RE NOT THE MOTHER!
You: WHAT?
You: IMMA BITCH SLAP YO ASS, N***A.
Stranger: THE MOTHER IS BOXXY, THE QUEEN OF /B/!
You: HER BLACK HOLE MANGINA HAS SUCKED YOU IN!
Stranger: AND IT'S LOVELY IN HERE!
Stranger: THERE'S A JACUZZI AND A BUTLER WHO SERVES DRINKS!
You: THY ART QUEST TO FIXETH THOU SITUATION!
You: ABORTION SQUAD! AWAY.
Stranger: COAT HANGER DEFENSES, MAN YOUR STATIONS. THERE'S A BIG ONE COMING!
You: FLYIND SUBMARINE DICKS ON THE HORIZON!
You: FUCKY THE CHIPMUNK, DO YOUR THING.
Stranger: CHIPMUNK CANNON, FIRE 1! FIRE 2!
Stranger: SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!
You: THEY'VE GOT HOLY HAND GRENADES!!!!
Stranger: FIRE! FIRE! SOON WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!
You: SUNBURN CONTROL OUT!!!
Stranger: AND BOXXY SHALL RULE /V/ AND /G/ AS WELL!
You: THEY SET US UP THE BOMB.
You: FIRE UR LAZERZ!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME! HA HA HA!
You: WHAT YOU SAY?
Stranger: BOXXY USED LIEK MUDKIPZ! ATTACK IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
You: ALL LIGERS GO GO GO!
Stranger: OH SHI-
You: HAX TEIM!
Stranger: DAMN YOU NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!?
You: HE MOLESTED RICK ASTLEY.
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE HIM UP, RICKY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
You: I COULDN'T! HE WAS SLIPPING AWAY! IT WAS JUST TOO HARD AND LONG!
Stranger: THAT'S ALWAYS YOUR EXCUSE! AND I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH MARGARET! WELL I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU! SHE'S NOT A MAN!
Stranger: SHE'S ONLY HALF A MAN!
You: OH MY GOD!
You: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!!!!!
You: GREYHOUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: NO BUS CAN SAVE YOU NOW!
You: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND! YOU SERVE LARDASSTECH DONT YOU!
Stranger: HA! YOU WISH. NO, I SERVE THE LAST PERSON YOU WOULD EXPECT:
Stranger: RICHARD STALLMAN!
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu-
Stranger: YOU KNOW THE GPL VERSION 3? ALL MY DOING!
You: I MUST EQUIP MY BEN STILLER GLASSES, BUT THE CAPTCHALOUGE CARD IS UNDER MY CANDY CORN. I...CAN'T SPARE IT.
Stranger: ONE MORE THING!
You: GRRRR.
Stranger: I AM YOUR FATHER! AND I AM DISAPPOINT.
You: COMBAT OPERANDI: LVL. 100 SHITFUCK --> FUCK UP YO SHIT
You: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.
Stranger: DEFENSE MECHANISM GO! FAILURE?!? DAMN!
You: CHARGING ATTACK 1/5
Stranger: COUNTERATTACK: HIGH-VELOCITY CHOCOLATE RAIN!
You: CHARGING ATTACK 2/5 OH SHIT
You: CHARGING ATTACK 3/5 HERE IT COMES
You: CHARGING ATTACK 4/5 YOU ARE SO FUCKED
You: CHARGING ATTACK 5/6
Stranger: LAST MINUTE DISAPPEAR!
You: EXTRA BOOST 6/6
You: THE BLAST HAS FILLED ALL LOCATIONS AT ALL POINTS IN TIME.
Stranger: REAPPEAR, SLICE ENEMY POWER SUPPLY!
You: COMBAT OPERANDO: SEPULCHRITUDE
Stranger: BACKFIRE! ATTACK HARMS EVERYBODY!
Stranger: WE ARE BOTH DEAD.
You: CHARGING ATTACK 1/10 YOUR ALREADY FUCKED
You: CHARGING ATTACK 2/10 CERTAIN DEATH
You: CHARGING ATTACK 3/10 HOLY SHIT EXTREME POWER ALREADY
You: CHARGING ATTACK 4/10
Stranger: NO MATTER HOW CHARGED YOUR ATTACK IS, IT WILL HARM NOBODY, FOR WE ARE DEAD.
You: CHARGING ATTACK 5/10 HALFWAY
You: CHARGING ATTACK 6/10
You: CHARGING ATTACK 7/10
You: CHARGING ATTACK 8/10
You: CHARGING ATTACK 9/10
You: LOADED.
You: THIS ATTACK HAS RISEN ALL OF YOUR FAMILY AND YOU FROM THE DEAD, REAPED THEM, AND KILLED THEM AGAIN.
You: RAPED*
Stranger: ATTACK: BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! ENEMY CANNOT CHARGE PAST 2!
You: DEATH ATTACK CHARGING 1/2
You: DEATCH ATTACK LOADED
Stranger: DEFENSE: LINUX!
You: CONFICKER C SHIELD BURSTER!
Stranger: IMMUNE FROM ATTACKS BY ALL BSOD-AFFECTED PARTIES!
You: DEATH ATTACK!
You: KAAAAA MEEEE HAAA MEEE HAAAAA
Stranger: DEPLOY SECRET WEAPON: METARU GEA!
You: OH SHIT ITS CHUCK NORRIS
Stranger: FIRE NUKE ON SHADOW MOSES!
You: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS MATCH! PLEASE ENTER NEWGROUNDS USERNAME, OR DESIRED ROCK PAPER SCISSORS USERNAME IF NEGROUNDS NAME IS UNAVAILABLE
You: NAME:REVIEWER2
Stranger: YOUR ATTACKS ARE USELESS, SUNEKU! NO STONES, TISSUES OR BLADES CAN HELP YOU NOW!
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You: BELLY OF THE WHALE!
You: WAIT.....
You: THERE IS A PLASTIC BAG ON THE GROUND.
Stranger: ATTACK: EMPTY FANTA CAN!
You: I HAVE EQUIPPED BEN STILLER GLASSES, SENDING CANDYCORN IN PLATIC BAG.
You: YOU ARE SO UTTERLY FUCKED.
Stranger: DEPLOY LEWIS BLACK, EAT CANDY CORN!
You: FFFFFFFFFF
You: AGRESS LEWIS BLACK CAT!
Stranger: AHA! THAT IS A MERE LOLCAT!
Stranger: USELESS!
You: COMBAT OPERANDI: LVL. 89 CODDLETECH --> THORNSWOGGLE
Stranger: ATTACK: AUTOEROTIC ASPHIZIATION!
You: THIS IS IT...
You: IT IS TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE.
You: I HAVE RELEASED MY FIVE OCD+ MEDALS AND SACRIFICED THEM FOR ULTIMATE POWER.
Stranger: ULTIMATE POWER? ULTIMATE POWER WILL NOT HELP YOU IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SPLEEN!
You: I HAVE PICKED UP THE CANDYCORN DUE TO INFINITE CAPTCHALOUGE ARDS.
Stranger: ATTACK: SPLLEN CANCER!
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAARGH
You: CREATE' ORGAN=SPLEEN
You: DESTROY' CANCER@SPLEEN
Stranger: ATTACK: ORGAN CREATOR CANCER!
You: BAH. THE MACHINE IS NOW USELESS.
Stranger: KATANA SLICE THE MACHINE IN 2
Stranger: THROW HALF THE MACHINE AT SPLEEN.
Stranger: THROW OTHER HALF AT MARGARET.
You: CHARLES, THIS HAS TO END WITH THE RESOLVE OF THE FOUR WARRING CLANS! THE CLOWNS, HOGS, WEASELS AND ELVES!
Stranger: CLOWNS ARE OF NO USE, FOR I AM IMMUNE TO THE RAN RAN RUU!
You: BUT MT. ST. LARDASS WILL ERUPT!
Stranger: DAMN...BUT ELVES CANNOT JUMP HIGH ENOUGH! THEY WILL BE WIPED OUT BY THE ASH!
You: WE CAN STOP IT IF WE UNITE THEE CLANS.
Stranger: WE CAN'T IF THE HOGS ARE EATING THE WEASELS...GET HIM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! SOOOOO-EEEEEE! SOOOOOO-EEEEE!
You: THIS IS IT........I MUST.......NO, I CAN'T SACRIFICE THE PRECIOUS CANDY CORN. IT'S TOO MUCH.
Stranger: JUST DO IT! THAT SHIT IS OVER 9000 YEARS OLD ANYWAY!
You: IT'S TOO PRECIOUS OF CARGO.
Stranger: WELL THEN YOU'RE SHIT OUTTA LUCK, REAL MCKENZIE! DUMP THAT SHIT INTO MT. ST. LARDASS! THE SUGAR WILL CARMELLIZE IN THE LAVA AND SEAL IT OFF!
You: I........I SUPPOSE I..............
You: MARGARET THRE CANDY CORN INTO MT. ST. LARDASS
You: IT HAD LITTLE AFFECT.
You: MARGARET THREW DOWN HAT IN DISGUST.
You: POF.
Stranger: CHARLES STOMPS HAT IN SPITE.
You: *MARGARET EQUIPPED ANTI-LAVA SUIT
Stranger: CHARLES SPROUTS WINGS AND TAKES THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
You: MARGARET DIVED INTO MT. ST. LARDASS
You: MARGARET RETRIEVED CANDY CORN
Stranger: GOD FLOODS THE EARTH FOR 40 DAYS AND NIGHTS, COOLING THE LAVA INTO STONE!
You: MARGARET JUMPED OUT OF MT ST. LARDASS
Stranger: MARGARET'S FOOT IS STUCK IN THE STONE!
You: OH SHIT.
Stranger: JIGSAW SAYS YOU MUST SAW IT OFF IN ORDER TO LIVE.
You: MARGARET CAPTCHALOUGED CANDY CORN.
You: MARGARET SAWED OFF FOOT
Stranger: MARGARET GETS GANGRENE!
You: MARARET CAPTCHALOUGED FOOT
You: DELETE:GANGRENE
Stranger: CANNOT DELETE GANGRENE, ACCES IS DENIED. MAKE SURE THE DISK IS NOT WRITE PROTECTED AND THE FILE IS CURRENTLY NOT IN USE. MARGARET IS BEDRIDDEN WITH GANGRENE POISONING FOR OVER 9000 DAYS, WHILE CHARLES STEALS THE CANDYCORN
You: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
You: GO AHEAD EAT IT.
Stranger: CHARLES SENSES REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY, FORCES A PIECE INTO MARGARET'S BLOODSTREAM TO CHECK FOR POISON.
You: IT HAS NO EFFECT.
Stranger: CHARLES IS REASSURED, FEEDS ALL CANDYCORN TO JACK RUSSEL TERRIER.
Stranger: TERRIER DIES. MARGARET LIED! YOU BITCH!
You: IT WASN'T POISONED, BUTAS YOU SAID, THAT SHIT WAS OVER 9000 YEARS OLD.
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: YOU'RE RIGHT
Stranger: FUCK
You: TERRIER RELEASES FLOOD OF SHIT THROUGH ENEMY BASE.
Stranger: OH SHI-
Stranger: GROSS
Stranger: GO GO CHARLES HELICOPTER HAT!
You: BASE POPULATION LEFT: 1 (CHARLES)
Stranger: MARGARET RECOVERS ROM GANGRENE JUST IN TIME TO SUFFER THE POO!
You: MARGARET BECAME GANGRENE DEMON.
You: LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BATTLE!
Stranger: VERY WELL.
Stranger: CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON!
You: CHUCK NORRIS-O-MATIC
Stranger: I CHOOSE METARU GIA!
You: MARGARET RELEASES A WALL OF PURE CHUCK NORRIS ENERGY
Stranger: METARU GIA IS DAMAGED SLIGHTLY!
You: MARGARET INFECTED CHARLES WITH GANGRENE.
Stranger: DAMN...METARU GIA LAUNCHES NUCLEAR MISSILE! MARGARET RECEIVES LEUKEMIA FROM RADIATION POISONING!
Stranger: DEFENSE: MEDICAL HELP! AMPUTATION HEALS GANGRENE AT RISK OF BOTH LEGS.
You: MARGARET BECOMES GANGKEMIA DEMON.
You: MARGARET NOW INFECTS CHARLES WITH BOTH LEUKEMIA AND MORE GANGRENE.
Stranger: METARU GIA LAUNCHES FIANL ATTACK GRAY FOX! SLAYS MARGARET PERMANENTLY.
Stranger: OH SHIT, I FORGOT ABOUT THE CANCER AND GANGRENE. *DIES*
You: MARGARET RELEASED SECOND LIFE.
Stranger: OH SHI-
You: LOL I WAS PREPARED.
Stranger: RCON PANEL: VIDRESTART, CONDITION, ROLE REVERSAL.
Stranger: CHARLES, I'M BACK!
You: I have some bad news.
Stranger: SHOUT, CHARLES, SHOUT! SHOUTING IS THE ONLY WAY TO BREAK THE BARRIER!
Stranger: THE BARRIER BETWEEN OUR LOVE!
You: MARGARET, I'm PREGNANT!
Stranger: OH MY GOD!
You: YOU'RE NOT THE MOTHER!
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: IMMA BITCH SLAP YO ASS, N***A.
You: THE MOTHER IS BOXXY, THE QUEEN OF /B/
Stranger: HER BLACK HOLE MANGINA HAS SUCKED YOU IN!
You: AND IT'S LOVELY IN HERE!
You: THERE'S A JACUZZI AND A BUTLER WHO SERVES DRINKS!
Stranger: THY ART QUEST TO FIXETH THOU SITUATION!
Stranger: ABORTION SQUAD, AWAY.
You: COAT HANGER DEFENSES, MAY YOUR STATIONS, THERES A BIG ONE COMING YOUR WAY.
Stranger: FLYIND SUBMARINE DICKS ON THE HORIZON!
Stranger: FUCKY THE CHIPMUNK, DO YOUR THING.
You: CHIPMUNK CANNON, FIRE 1! FIRE 2!
You: SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!
Stranger: THEY'VE GOT HOLY HAND GRENADES!!!!
You: FIRE! FIRE! SOON WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!
Stranger: SUNBURN CONTROL OUT!!!
You: AND BOXXY SHALL RULE /G/ AND /V/ AS WELL!
Stranger: THEY SET US UP THE BOMB.
Stranger: FIRE UR LAZERZ!!!!!!!!!!
You: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
Stranger: WHAT YOU SAY?
You: Hey, wait a minute....what's going on? Can I change the course of histor- TIME PARADOX.
You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
Stranger: SUNEKU, YOU CAN'T GO CHANGING THE FUTURE LIKE THAT! YOU'LL CREATE A TIME PARADOX!
You: I DON'T CARE. I MUST SAVE HIM. I MUST SAVE ARKU.
You: CHARLES STEPPED ON A FLY..
Stranger: FUCK THAT SHIT
You: TIME IS RIPPING APART!!!!!
You: RIP AP TIME ING RT
Stranger: SUMMON SEAMSTRESS, SEW TIME BACK TOGETHER!
You: SUMMON GOD PICKLE INSPECTOR
You: DEUX EX SEWING MACHINA.
Stranger: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: LEARN IT
You: QUE?
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Stranger: EL SPEAKO DEL ENLISHO
You: NO HABLO EN ESPANOL
Stranger: SPRAKEN ZEN ENGLISHEN.
You: Pip pip, tally ho. By jobes ,I do say, we have quite a nasty predicament here, eh wot?
Stranger: EAKSPAY UCKINGFAY ENGLISHWAY
Stranger: Why good sir, I do believe you've become the highest caliber of gentleman.
You: Eh wot, I do appear to be the like of a mannered high brow, do you say also?
You: This is quite a jolly good time.
Stranger: I do. It is to all gentlemen as such to recite these words to you:
Stranger: LOLOLOL I TROL JOO FAGGOT LOL EPIC WINZ FOR TEH LULZ N****R N****R DOUBLE N****R LOL FAIR GTFO NEWFAGS LOLOL CANCER BOXXY IS QUEEN /B/ LOL I TROL JOO SO H4RD LOL LOL
You: OK LAWLAWLALWLAWAWOALAOWLA
You: LBLLBLBLBLBLBLBLOALWOOBOBWWALOWAOLBAB
Stranger: BATTLETOADS
You: NOOOOOOOOOOO
You: SO WHEN
Stranger: NAO
You: K
You: SWEET SON OF A MONKEY SHIT
Stranger: EH?
You: The Game.
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU BEAT ME TO IT YOU MOTHERFUCKER
You: We're no strangers to love
You: You know the rules and so do I
You: A full commitments what i'm thinking of
Stranger: YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER UY
You: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
You: I just wanna tell you how i'm feeling.
Stranger: Gotta make you understand
You: Gotta' make you understand,
Stranger: Never gonna give you up
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Stranger: never gonna let you down
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: never gonna run around and desert you
You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU
Stranger: never gonna make you cry
You: The Game.
You: CRY
Stranger: never gonna say goodbye
You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOOD BYE
You: NEVER GONNNA TELL A LIE
You: AND HURT YOU
Stranger: and hurt you
You: BHANT BHANT BHANT
You: JAMES BHANT
You: JACK OFF TIME
Stranger: yo dawg i herd you liek jacking off so we put porn in ur /b/ so u can fail
You: yo dawg we heard you leik /b/ so we put /b/ in /b/ so you can post while you post
Stranger: yo dawg we herd u liek mudkipz so we *Tommy Lee Jones* ...
You: yo dawg we heard you like The Game so we put The Game in The Game so you can lost while you lose.
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: THE HORSES COCK FILLS MY THROAT SO GENTLY
Stranger: ummmmmmm
You: I AM FILLED WITH THE GREATEST PLESURE AS ITS SPERM SPURTS DOWN MY THROAT
Stranger: what?
You: I STAND UP AND UNZIP MY PANTS REVEALING MY LARGE ERECT PENIS
Stranger: wtf
You: I APPROACH THE CREATURE AND GENTLY INSERT IT INSIDE HIM
You: IN AND OUT IN AND OUT
You: I GO FASTER AND EVENTUALLY MY WARM SEMEN FILLS ITS INNARDS
Stranger: brb got to go throw up
You: I LAY NO THE GROUND PANTING AS THE HORSE NUZZLES
You: I LOOK AT IT AND IT STANDS OVER ME
You: I KICKS ME OVER AND SHOWS ME ITS UTTERLY GARGANTUAN HORSE COCK, MUCH SMALLER THAN MY ASSHOLE
You: IT LEANS DOWN AS IT TEARS OFF MY PANTS AND IT THEN DESCENDS
You: ITS LARGE MASCULINE PENIS THEN FOCES ITS WAY INTO MY RECTUM, RIPPING THE SEAMS
You: IN AND OUT AS TI INCREASES MY ANUS SIZE
You: IT IS THE GREATEST PLEASURE I EVER FELT
You: IT CUMS, SWELLING ME WITH ITS SEMEN
You: THE HORSE GALLOPS INTO THE SUNSET TO ITS HERD
You: I THEN BASH MY HEAD INTO A TREE REPEATEDLY, HUG A THORN TREE AND HANG MYSELF
You: THE END
Stranger: im back
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i threw up
You: :D
You: Read the rest of my art. :D
Stranger: i dont think i want to
You: DO TI FAGGOT
You: SCROLL UP NOW
You: I HAVE ART AND YOU WONT RUIN THIS FOR ME FUCKER
You: ITS BASED OFF REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE
You: *SHOVES MY DICK INTO YOUR THROAT*
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you can do that over the internet
Stranger: but not in real life
Stranger: i win
You: LOL NO
You: LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW
Stranger: i am and all i see is my pet wolf
You: EXACTLY.
Stranger: and nothing else
You: WAIT YOU HAVE A PET WOLF?
You: HOLY FUCK
Stranger: yeah
You: WHAT COUNTRY DO U LIVE IN?
Stranger: two actually
Stranger: america
You: HOLY SHIT
You: THAT IS FUCKING COOL
You: I HAVE A CHIHUAHUA
Stranger: i have two wolves
Stranger: ones inside and ones outside
You: A wolf inside
Stranger: yeah
You: WELL, MY HEAD ASPLODE.
Stranger: good
You: WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! THESE ARE THE TINIEST PENIS COMPRESSIN'EST, SPERM KILLIN'EST, TESTICLE GRIPPIN'EST JEANS I EVER TRIED ON!!!!!
Stranger: even if you got past the first one the second one would kill you
You: This is so going in my Newgrounds userpage post about omegle chats. (Currently two after I post this but #1 is long and epic.)
You: also cocks
Stranger: what?
You: NEWGROUNDS.COM
You: >:(
Stranger: it sounds gay
Stranger: like you
You: It's a ton of me. :D
You:
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You: OH SHIT
You: WAKKA WAKKA
You: WAT STATE U FROM
Stranger: my wolves are hungry
Stranger: texas
You: MISSOURI.
You: THE LAND OF I CANT SPELL MY HOMESTATE RIGHT.
You: I DONT THINK.
Stranger: my wolves are waiting to kill you
You: Too bad i'm in a tree, hiding my laptop light.
Stranger: i burn trees
You: ........do not set me on fire.
Stranger: i will
You: Look outside, i'll rustle the leaves of a tree for proof. >:(
Stranger: to bad
Stranger: now i have to burn down the tree
Stranger: my wolves are with me too
You: LOLK
Stranger: both are females
You: .........
You: did you say...
You: ...females?
Stranger: yes and they are hungry
You: *gets a hard on*
You: Hungry for meat? :D
Stranger: no just your arms and legs
You: That's hot too.
Stranger: and if you survive that i'll shoot you
You: .....
Stranger: or casterate you
You: SHIT
Stranger: then brake you in half and eat the rest of you
You: The lower half?
You: That'd still be hot.
Stranger: nope the top half
Stranger: i'll eat your heart
You: oh yeah?
You: The Game.
Stranger: no
Stranger: im being serious
You: Too bad I was not.
You: That tree is empty. :D
Stranger: and btw i dont have a tree near my house
You: That's what they want you to think.
You: *sees a horse* Yoo hoo!
You: *walks up to horse*
Stranger: *gets wolves*
Stranger: attack
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Stranger: *kills horse*
You: *uses ultima and gets overkill points*
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You: Eh.
Stranger: rejected
You: *unzips pants*
Stranger: *shoots you in the balls*
You: .........
You: *eats the manwich and my balls grow back*
Stranger: *kills you*
You: FUCK
You: .........
You: *rapes everybody in the afterlife*
Stranger: i win
You: NO U
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Stranger: stupid bitch
Stranger: dumb n****r
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You: Want to cyber?
Stranger: horny?
You: Yes.
Stranger: m orf?
You: Why don't you have a seat..........
Stranger: m or f?
You: CUZ IM CHRIS HANSEN BITCH
You: NNGH NNGH NNGH NNNGH NNNNNNNNGH NNGH
You: FEEL THE MASSIVE COCK WITHIN YOU
You: YEEEEEAAAAAHHH BITCH YEEEAAAAHHHHHHH
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