reviewer2 2009-06-22 09:01:58

FIRST COMMENT OLOLO

reviewer2 2009-06-23 12:47:12

WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! THESE ARE THE TINIEST PENIS COMPRESSIN'EST, SPERM KILLIN'EST, TESTICLE GRIPPIN'EST JEANS I EVER TRIED ON!!!!!

Nabouabo 2009-06-25 23:47:57

Rules 1 and 2 newfag

iscrulz 2009-08-03 06:18:29

Get off of 4chan now.

frencho 2009-08-05 14:35:57

I got a massive hard on

Kerma 2009-08-11 15:40:29

The MS Paint adventure reference made me lol :/

Irrelephant 2009-09-18 18:21:29

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Stranger: MAHY THE FLIE SOF A THOUSAND CAMELS FEST UR DICKL
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Stranger: SUCK MY BLACK SHLONG
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You: I slowly take off my jeans, and you stare at the bulge in my boxers
You: Touch it.
You: GASP AT ITS SIZE
You: Then i spin you around, and pull down your pants
You: My tiny boxer strands can no longer hold my massive cock.
You: It rips out and smacks your ass
You: You moan in ecstasy
You: Then I open up your asshole and J-J-JAM MY COCK IN IT!
You: You take it like a bitch.
You: The blood spews down your leg, and it turns me on even more
You: This goes on for like an hour, then I cum so hard it shoots out your nose
You: Blood and cum splatters on the walls like paint
You: You lay there, motionless.
You: So I shove your body under my bed and save it for later
You: And we live happily ever after
You: The End.
Stranger: OWNED BITCH
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Stranger: TAKE THAT
Stranger: LIKE A MAN
You: FUKKIN RAPED DAWG
Stranger: N***A
Stranger: NIGFGA
You: AW SHIT DA COPPAS
You: PEACE YO!
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