You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: WARNING: I'm fucked up
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FAGGOT SAYS HI
Stranger: hey.
You: fuck
Stranger: haha
You: *smashes your windpipe with my cock*
You: FUCKER.
Stranger: haha fuck you then lol
You: *fucks your bellybutton*
Stranger: haha what the hells wrong with you haha
You: *pulls out my eyes, without severing the optic nerves*
You: *shoves them up your ass*
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: hahaha
You: *your anus is coarse on my eyestalks*
Stranger: hahahah your fucked up
You: *bites the head of your dick off*
Stranger: hahahah what the fuck?
You: i can do much worse
Stranger: haha sure u can, try me
You: brb getting some farm animals, power tools and prickly plants
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: ur sooooo fucked up
You: *rips your dick off*
You: *chews off whats left*
You: *pours acid in*
Stranger: hahaha
You: *lifts you up, letting the acid pour into my asshole*
Stranger: what the fuck? Haha
You: *shoves a tube up your ass, then puts an angry ferret inside*
Stranger: hahahahahahaha I justchoked
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Stranger: thats hysterical
Stranger: btw a ferret isnt a farm animal
You: i know
Stranger: next time use high-speed gerbil and sandpaper
You: i just added a ferret because fuck you thats why
Stranger: or maybe a lit roadflare
You: *takes some sandpaper*
You: *runs it along your cock, roughly*
Stranger: good now fuck urself in the mouth with a dead cat
You: *starts scraping flesh of, blood pouring out*
Stranger: did your dad abuse you?
Stranger: did he put a cigar out on ur dick?
You: ......
Stranger: your mom fuck you till you cried?
You: YEEESSSSS
Stranger: i knew it
You: *breaks down crying*
You: oh god
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: ur fucked dude
Stranger: hahaha
You: WHY DID MY CHILDHOOD SUCK SO MUCH
You: OH GOD
You: DADDY I ONLY WANTED YOUR LOVE
Stranger: slice ur wrist
Stranger: do it
Stranger: do it
You: NO
You: I WILL SLICE MY COCK
Stranger: he gave you love i bet
Stranger: right in the shitter
You: OH GOOOOD
Stranger: good then stuff it in ur moms mouth
You: DONT BRING BACK THE MEMORIES
Stranger: ur slipping dude
Stranger: more creativity
Stranger: im out dude, keep up the sickness
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