You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: is your semen poisonous
Stranger: nope
You: damnit
You: can you add poison to it. im suicidal.
You: i wanna be fucked to death.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: well
Stranger: u could be chocked to death with a dick
Stranger: ummm
You: ok
You: like
You: a dick in my throat?
You: or around my throat?
Stranger: probably in unless the person had like a 10inch dick lol
You: ok
Stranger: but yea
Stranger: or
You: *opens mouth*
Stranger: hahh
Stranger: u could try to do a pink bow tie
Stranger: so yea
You: *leaps on to your dick*
You: KILL ME!!!!!
Stranger: thats all i can think of for now
Stranger: hahah
You: *shoves it down my throat*
You: *bites it off*
You: OH FUCK
You: *chews and swallows*
Stranger: thats hardcore
Stranger: :D
You: STRANGLE MEEEEEE
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: go for the pink bow tie
Stranger: !!!!!
You: WUZZAPNIK BOWTIE
You: *takes a bottle of semen*
Stranger: welll i think its where a dick goes soooo far into the vagina it gets like stuck back in their and then when he pulls it out like nasty stuff cums out with it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u should look it up to be safe
You: *pours it into the stub of your dick*
You: *pours poison in*
You: *shoves my ass on it*
You: *lifts you up so it flows into my ass*
Stranger: yo how old r u?
You: *the poisoned semen pours in*
You: *screasm and falls to the ground*
You: screasm*
You: *blood spurts out of my asshole*
You: *my intestines spew out*
You: YES! YES! YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *spews everything out on you*
Stranger: NIce:D
You: FEEL THE POISONED, BLOODY SEMEN
You: *my dick grows and puffs up*
You: *it turns black*
You: *my penis pops, spewing blood and semen everywhere*
You: *screams and falls to the ground*
You: *smiles as I die*
You: *grabs your ass as I breathe my last breath*
You: *dies, ass in hand*
Stranger: so wait ur a guy?
Stranger: just
Stranger: yea
You: *is reincarnated as a horses cock*
You: HELL YES
Stranger: ight and how old r u?
You: 3000
Stranger: i new it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.