You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: I saw a naked man riding a horse today.
Stranger: eww
You: His penis bounced up and down with the rhythm of the horse.
You: It was graceful.
Stranger: stop it already
You: And beautiful.
Stranger: u gross me out
You: The urine made it all the better.
Stranger: :(
You: When it slapped over my face...
You: ....so amazing.
Stranger: thats so gay
You: No.
You: It's amazing.
Stranger: u watched too much movies like bruno and borat
You: And do you know who the naked man was?
Stranger: who
You: Me.
You: IT WAS ME :D
Stranger: so, im confused
You: NO.
You: EMBRACE IT.
You: EMBRACE THE HORSE COCK.
You: LICK IT.
Stranger: ok, i gotta go
Stranger: sicko
You: SPIN YOUR TONGUE AROUND
Your conversational partner has disconnected.