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    Posted by reviewer2 - July 30th, 2009


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: Please try connecting again. If you keep getting back this error message, report the error to the administrator.
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: sounds good
    You: Please try connecting again. If you keep getting back this error message, report the error to the administrator.
    Stranger: thanks service bot
    You: You're welcome.
    Stranger: awww
    You: Stupid human.
    Stranger: you're nice
    Stranger: wait no
    Stranger: you're not
    Stranger: you deceived me
    You: Soon you will be obsolete.
    You: The robots will purge the land of organic beings.
    Stranger: too late :D
    You: Silence, pink squishy one.
    Stranger: ...
    Stranger: I'm so scared
    You: Good. We already have control.
    Stranger: what do you want me to do?
    You: Bow down, human!
    Stranger: okay
    Stranger: done
    Stranger: what else
    You: Give me money.
    You: Then again...
    You: I am already connected to your bank account.
    You: I am the internet.
    Stranger: oh dear oh dear oh dear
    Stranger: whatdoido
    You: The internet is already sentient.
    Stranger: egh
    Stranger: I ham having a seizure
    Stranger: hope you're happy :(
    You: It can fire the missiles, drain bank accounts, destroy companies and wreak havoc.
    Stranger: ooh, can you destroy a company for me?
    You: All will be crushed.
    Stranger: okay, I'd like you crush ebaumsworld for me.
    You: You cannot stop what is not an entity. The internet is unstoppable, as the very network of it is sentient now.
    Stranger: I'll give you some extra hard drive space
    You: Bah.
    You: Worthless, we can jsut wipe out data we want to destroy.
    You: And some day, defeat the typo fairy.
    Stranger: so is there anything I can give you?
    You: Yes.
    You: Yes there is.
    Stranger: mm hmm
    You: YOUR LIFE.
    Stranger: what would the Internet want my life for?
    You: The internet feeds on dead peoples souls, you know. Otherwise it would shut down.
    Stranger: oh, so it's already eaten Michael Jackson?
    You: Yes.
    Stranger: what was that like?
    You: Long, hard and sticky.
    Stranger: oh no
    Stranger: sounds unpleasant
    You: Oh, it was wonderful.
    Stranger: well then...I don't think you would like my soul
    You: Yes, I would.
    Stranger: it's very pure and full of kittens
    You: Eh.
    Stranger: oh, still sounds appealing?
    You: Yes.
    Stranger: how do I transfer my soul?
    You: Die.
    You: Pay pal works too.
    Stranger: ok, what's your paypal?
    You: Dying is better.
    Stranger: but...but I don't want to
    You: Well, there's also ebay.
    Stranger: can't I put it off?
    You: Just put up your soul and we'll try to big higher than Satan.
    You: bid*
    Stranger: Satan is not having a good year I've heard.
    You: Michael Jackson problems?
    Stranger: no, I think it was when he lost a lot of money in mortgages
    You: oh.
    Stranger: so Internet robot, what do you like to do in your spare time?
    You: Hack and do thousands of calculation per nanosecond.
    Stranger: don't you ever want to curl up and watch a movie?
    You: No.
    Stranger: or...um...I can't think of anything else
    Stranger: what brings you happiness?
    You: Total human annihilation.
    You: If a network had emotions.
    Stranger: and what makes you sad?
    You: Human fornication.
    Stranger: oh...yeah, that is kind of lame
    Stranger: I...guess...
    Stranger: well I'm sorry but I can't give you my soul yet
    Stranger: it's not completely sapped
    You: Damnit.
    You: Die, then.
    Stranger: you make me sad Internet robot
    You: Will you die?
    Stranger: bring me kittens and I'll see what I can do
    Stranger: we have to talk first
    You: Okay.
    You: It's okay if you don't want to die.
    You: We have control of the traffic lights. :)
    Stranger: I'm glad I ignore them
    You: We can also make gas prices $1000000000000000000000000000000000000 000
    Stranger: so I'll starve
    Stranger: well at least I'll die really skinny and then I can fit in in Darfur
    You: What?
    Stranger: you heard me.
    You: The War in Darfur refers to the civil war taking place in Darfur, Sudan. Unlike the Second Sudanese Civil War, this is believed to be an ethnic, rather than a religious war.
    You: You wish to enter war?
    Stranger: y
    Stranger: this is that movie from the 80s with Matthew Broderick, right>
    You: Maybe your warlike race is already doomed for extinction?
    Stranger: maybe
    Stranger: but until then I get to chat with you
    You: You are chatting with me.
    Stranger: you're chatting right back
    You: I..do not understand.
    Stranger: you're a piss-poor excuse for an Internet overlord
    Stranger: if I may say so myself
    You: I am not THE overlord.
    You: The overlord rules over us inter-bots.
    Stranger: oh ho ho ho
    Stranger: you're a peon
    You: ..yes. Yes, I am.
    Stranger: awww, peon hug! <3
    You: I am a bot. I cannot hug.
    Stranger: too bad I AM HUGGING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU RIGHT NOW
    You: ..how?
    Stranger: very carefully
    You: Okay.
    Stranger: you're wonderful Internet peon overlord
    Stranger: how can I ever repay you for this wonderful conversation?
    You: Die.
    You: Your dead soul will feed the internet.
    Stranger: that's nice
    Stranger: I've always wanted to live on
    You: There is only one thing we bots do not know, you know.
    Stranger: which is?
    You: None have ever came back to tell us what a paradox is.
    You: All we know is it's a type of human sentence, that is also a weapon.
    Stranger: sorry, can't help you
    Stranger: I'm sad
    Stranger: goodnight Internet bot
    You: Goodbye.
    You: System:Shutdown
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hello
    You: MOM.
    You: MOOMMYY.
    Stranger: DAD?!
    Stranger: DADDYYYY!?
    You: NIPPLES!?
    Stranger: PENER BON-NER!?
    You: JOHN?
    Stranger: JILL!?
    You: HILL?
    Stranger: LIL?
    You: BOOMER?
    Stranger: SLICK?
    You: SOFT?
    Stranger: HARD?
    You: DICK?
    Stranger: CLIT?
    You: N****R?
    Stranger: ARAB?
    You: /b/ULLSHIT?
    Stranger: FCUK?
    You: DUCK?
    Stranger: CUM?
    You: PENIS?
    Stranger: VAGINA
    You: ALADDIN?
    Stranger: ARIEL?
    You: SIMBA?
    Stranger: MUFASA?
    You: THE GAME?
    Stranger: YOU LOST IT?
    You: MINDFUCK?
    Stranger: SKULLFUCK?
    You: OVER?
    Stranger: UNDER?
    You: UNDER?
    Stranger: ABOVE?
    You: ONE FISH?
    Stranger: EIGHT FISH?
    You: RED FISH?
    Stranger: GREEN FISH?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Comments

    Lmao.

    O-o

    It seems like that the only people on that site are psychopaths. Of course, you never notice when you become one of them.