You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser.
Stranger: some ppl are REALLY annoying
You: indeed
Stranger: this one guy just was like asking how i was doing
Stranger: and i said good
Stranger: and he goes...
Stranger: thats good to hear in these such horrid times
Stranger: and i was like what horrid times
You: Hey, that sounds familiar.
Stranger: and than he types all this stuff about war and stuff and im all WTF
You: hahahahaha.
Stranger: ya i was like ur depressing and annoying
You: You got trolled bro.
Stranger: DISCONNECT
You: or girl
Stranger: no bro
You: hmm
You: well
You: how are you doing
Stranger: good...well good for being in these SUCH " horrid" times
You: That's good. These times ARE horrid.
You: But they've been worse.
You: I remember when I was in Korea.
Stranger: exactly
You: I was a P.O.W
You: I watched my friends die
Stranger: :O
You: Soldiers shot them.
Stranger: im SO sorry
You: Their blood splattered on a wall.
You: I lost both of my legs.
You: I was a war hero when I came back though.
You: I got infected with gangrene.
You: I amputated my own legs with no pain killer.
You: Bugs everywhere. I was trapped in a small cage.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i have the WORLDS most respect for u right now
You: In the end, I managed to escape the Koran war camp.
You: Korean*
You: I beat two men to death with my own legs.
Stranger: how did u get out if u didnt have legs?
You: You couldn't imagine the things I've seen.
You: I crawled and rolled.
Stranger: no i couldnt and i find it AMAZING u did that
You: Some of my blood dripped behind me as I escaped. I had just a pistol.
You: But that wasn't my biggest achievement. No, no...
You: My biggest achievement...
You: WAS FINISHING HARDEE'S NEW BACON CHEESE SANDWHICH PORKBURGER
You: $2.00 FOR THE FIRST TWO WEEKS IT IS AVAILABLE
You: GO AND BUY ONW
You: ONE*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.