You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *messily bites another chunk out of the hippopotamus*
You: Hi!
Stranger: :)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: You are immune to my trolling!
You: WE MUST KUNG FU FIGHT!
Stranger: I would take you out
Stranger: i have been in training for 12 years
You: LET US SEE WHO WILL BE THE VICTOR.
You: I HAVE TRAINED FOR...
You: FOURTEEN YEARS!
Stranger: hahaha :O
Stranger: but i have skills of unimaginable power
You: I HAVE SKILLS OF UNIMAGINABLE SEXINESS
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: I doubt thaaat
You: *rubs my hairy ass in your face*
Stranger: hahaha asl?
You: MMM YOU LIKE THAT?
Stranger: no
Stranger: it has hair
You: *puts glasses on it*
You: HELLO I AM MISTER CHEEKYCAKES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.