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Posted by reviewer2 - October 21st, 2009


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Your asshole.
Stranger: like u yes
You: fuck
You: gelatin
Stranger: s u r male
You: shemale
You: fuckpiss
Stranger: do it
Stranger: know
You: k
You: *RIPS OPEN YOUR ASSHOLE*
You: *TRSTS MY 12 INCH COCK*
You: *THRUSTS FURIOUSLY*
You: *DEATHCORE MUSIC PLAYS*
Stranger: come on i already open it
You: *SKIN ON YM DICK IS COARSE AGAINST YOUR ASSHOLE*
You: *THE EJACULATION GOES THROUGH YOUR HEART*
Stranger: okay
You: *BLOOD FLIES EVERYWHERE(
You: *PLUGS THE HOLE WITH MY PENIS*
You: *CUMS ALL OVER YOUR HEART*
Stranger: oooohhhh sexy
Stranger: come on
Stranger: baby
You: *PUKES BLOOD ALL OVER YOU*
Stranger: then
You: *CLAWS MY EYES OUT AND SEND THEM UP YOUR ASSHOLE WITHOUT RIPPING THE OPTIC NERVE*
You: *SHOVES MY DICK THROUGH YOUR RIBCAGE*
You: HREEEAAAYEEARRAAEEAAHHH
You: *TAKES A MASSIVE BITE OUT OF YOUR CROTCH*
You: *HOLDS THE BLOODY MASS OVER MY HEAD*
You: *DRIPS BLOOD ALL VOER MY FACE*
You: *EJACULATES, INCINERATING YOU AND RIPPING YOU APART*
You: *SLAMS MY HEAD INTO A THORNY TREE*
You: *HANGS MYSELF*
Stranger: ooohhhhhhhhhh i like it come on
You: *SCREAMS IN TORTURE IN HELL*
You: *EJACULATES ALL OVER ALL THE DEMONS*
Stranger: com on dear
You: *MELTS INTO A PUDDLE OF SEMEN*
You: *SUCKS OUR DEAD COCK*
You: *CRIES BLOOD AS I SCREAM INSANELY*
You: *THE GROUND AROUND ME CRACKS*
You: *FIRE FLIES OUT*
You: *HOPS ON A SPIKE, BLOOD FLYING ALL OVER YOU*
You: *DEATHCORE MUSIC IS PLAYING*
You: *TIES A SPIKED RING AROUND MY DICK*
You: *FUCKS EVER ORIFICE OF YOUR BODY*
You: MOOOOOM.
You: Mom.
You: Wake up.
You: hello?


Posted by reviewer2 - September 18th, 2009


MD2: 03d8d8012ffa39ecb08c623a6dbfce5a
MD4: 075913de3921b1eaccd5a965019ddf31
MD5: 83c820f9ecc6a7454da1bf5b42ceae80
CRC 8, ccitt, 16, 32 :

CRYPT (form: $ MD5? $ SALT $ CRYPT):
$1$ebFizL47$hbGKO3r7piXg2cRxtks9//
(form: SALT[2] CRYPT[11]):
psVx1UvO5CoU.

SHA1: db85742745b3cf921a6544c5b3e711001c9f54 af
RIPEMD-160:
23aff67ec8333af04659549e18cb03bfb58918 cb


Posted by reviewer2 - September 10th, 2009


I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked.

I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You.

Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction. Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones. Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat, flabby chicks that think personality is enough.

Fuck you drivers, for thinking that a yellow light is a sign that says 'step on the gas'. Fuck you wheelmen and women that think it's okay to sit in a left hand turn in the middle of morning traffic, even though there is a protected left in the intersections before and after where you need to make your turn. Fuck you too cyclists - you're not exempt from the traffic laws just because your peddling, you miserable spandex covered neon reflective fucks. Fuck you too, pedestrians. Use the fucking crosswalk if you don't want to get hit, and use it before the little countdown clock says '3'. You don't have enough goddamn time to lope across four lanes of traffic.

Fuck you chick on your cellphone. Fuck you attitude packed minimum-wager that makes my coffee. Fuck you cops that spend all their time handing out speeding tickets. Fuck you douche bag doing ten over the limit in the passing lane on the highway. Fuck you lady using exact change at the counter at the grocery store. Fuck you kids having a conversation in the doorway. And fuck you also for not getting the fuck out of your designated handicapped seat when a pregnant or elderly person gets on the fucking bus.

Fuck taxes. Fuck welfare. Fuck the whole selfish, over politicized and party driven government system. I'm sick and fucking tired of policies and new laws with seven hundred bylaws that nobody but you and your cabinet reads. Fuck you councilors and your stupid 'district improvement' plans. Fuck you unions, for asking for so much and giving nothing more that what you already give. Fuck the whole process that allows people who are supposed to be working for us work for interests that only benefit the next campaign. Fuck your short-sightedness, your rush to the bandwagons, and your incessant arguing over fuck all. Fuck the parties, fuck the conventions, and fuck your campaigns. Do some real fucking work for a change.

Fuck you bottles of water. You're water. You're not worth two fucking dollars.
Fuck you trendsetters, fuck you fashionistas. Fuck your little dogs and and your idiotic outfits. Fuck your high heels in the snow. Fuck your five dollar coffees and your fifteen dollar veggie burgers. Fuck your health kick, your diet or your fucking new interest in kickboxing or sushi.

Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your name calling. And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all wrong. Fuck it.

Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.

I don't give a fuck. Shut the fuck up and just get on with it.


Posted by reviewer2 - August 27th, 2009


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Posted by reviewer2 - August 19th, 2009


UBERBARISTA BANNED ME FOR 30 FUCKING DAYS.
BECAUSE OF ONE THREAD.
THAT WASN'T NECESSARILY SPAM, AS IN A "LOLOLOL UR FAGS" THREADS.
IT WAS A NORMAL THREAD.
30 FUCKING DAYS.
WHAT THE FUCK.

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL


Posted by reviewer2 - August 10th, 2009


DUCK DIVISION 4 LYFE
LOLFAG GOT HACKED
WE DONT NEED TO PHISH NAO WE JUST TAKE ACCOUNTS
THE END COMES ON CLOCK DAY


Posted by reviewer2 - August 8th, 2009


I hope it'll be fun OH SHI-
Yeah, you read that right.
Bitch.


Posted by reviewer2 - August 3rd, 2009


BEGINNING NOW.


Posted by reviewer2 - August 2nd, 2009


LUK AT THE EERIE ART NAO.
NAO.
I MADE MOAR TOO.


Posted by reviewer2 - July 30th, 2009


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Please try connecting again. If you keep getting back this error message, report the error to the administrator.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: sounds good
You: Please try connecting again. If you keep getting back this error message, report the error to the administrator.
Stranger: thanks service bot
You: You're welcome.
Stranger: awww
You: Stupid human.
Stranger: you're nice
Stranger: wait no
Stranger: you're not
Stranger: you deceived me
You: Soon you will be obsolete.
You: The robots will purge the land of organic beings.
Stranger: too late :D
You: Silence, pink squishy one.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I'm so scared
You: Good. We already have control.
Stranger: what do you want me to do?
You: Bow down, human!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: done
Stranger: what else
You: Give me money.
You: Then again...
You: I am already connected to your bank account.
You: I am the internet.
Stranger: oh dear oh dear oh dear
Stranger: whatdoido
You: The internet is already sentient.
Stranger: egh
Stranger: I ham having a seizure
Stranger: hope you're happy :(
You: It can fire the missiles, drain bank accounts, destroy companies and wreak havoc.
Stranger: ooh, can you destroy a company for me?
You: All will be crushed.
Stranger: okay, I'd like you crush ebaumsworld for me.
You: You cannot stop what is not an entity. The internet is unstoppable, as the very network of it is sentient now.
Stranger: I'll give you some extra hard drive space
You: Bah.
You: Worthless, we can jsut wipe out data we want to destroy.
You: And some day, defeat the typo fairy.
Stranger: so is there anything I can give you?
You: Yes.
You: Yes there is.
Stranger: mm hmm
You: YOUR LIFE.
Stranger: what would the Internet want my life for?
You: The internet feeds on dead peoples souls, you know. Otherwise it would shut down.
Stranger: oh, so it's already eaten Michael Jackson?
You: Yes.
Stranger: what was that like?
You: Long, hard and sticky.
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: sounds unpleasant
You: Oh, it was wonderful.
Stranger: well then...I don't think you would like my soul
You: Yes, I would.
Stranger: it's very pure and full of kittens
You: Eh.
Stranger: oh, still sounds appealing?
You: Yes.
Stranger: how do I transfer my soul?
You: Die.
You: Pay pal works too.
Stranger: ok, what's your paypal?
You: Dying is better.
Stranger: but...but I don't want to
You: Well, there's also ebay.
Stranger: can't I put it off?
You: Just put up your soul and we'll try to big higher than Satan.
You: bid*
Stranger: Satan is not having a good year I've heard.
You: Michael Jackson problems?
Stranger: no, I think it was when he lost a lot of money in mortgages
You: oh.
Stranger: so Internet robot, what do you like to do in your spare time?
You: Hack and do thousands of calculation per nanosecond.
Stranger: don't you ever want to curl up and watch a movie?
You: No.
Stranger: or...um...I can't think of anything else
Stranger: what brings you happiness?
You: Total human annihilation.
You: If a network had emotions.
Stranger: and what makes you sad?
You: Human fornication.
Stranger: oh...yeah, that is kind of lame
Stranger: I...guess...
Stranger: well I'm sorry but I can't give you my soul yet
Stranger: it's not completely sapped
You: Damnit.
You: Die, then.
Stranger: you make me sad Internet robot
You: Will you die?
Stranger: bring me kittens and I'll see what I can do
Stranger: we have to talk first
You: Okay.
You: It's okay if you don't want to die.
You: We have control of the traffic lights. :)
Stranger: I'm glad I ignore them
You: We can also make gas prices $1000000000000000000000000000000000000 000
Stranger: so I'll starve
Stranger: well at least I'll die really skinny and then I can fit in in Darfur
You: What?
Stranger: you heard me.
You: The War in Darfur refers to the civil war taking place in Darfur, Sudan. Unlike the Second Sudanese Civil War, this is believed to be an ethnic, rather than a religious war.
You: You wish to enter war?
Stranger: y
Stranger: this is that movie from the 80s with Matthew Broderick, right>
You: Maybe your warlike race is already doomed for extinction?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: but until then I get to chat with you
You: You are chatting with me.
Stranger: you're chatting right back
You: I..do not understand.
Stranger: you're a piss-poor excuse for an Internet overlord
Stranger: if I may say so myself
You: I am not THE overlord.
You: The overlord rules over us inter-bots.
Stranger: oh ho ho ho
Stranger: you're a peon
You: ..yes. Yes, I am.
Stranger: awww, peon hug! <3
You: I am a bot. I cannot hug.
Stranger: too bad I AM HUGGING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU RIGHT NOW
You: ..how?
Stranger: very carefully
You: Okay.
Stranger: you're wonderful Internet peon overlord
Stranger: how can I ever repay you for this wonderful conversation?
You: Die.
You: Your dead soul will feed the internet.
Stranger: that's nice
Stranger: I've always wanted to live on
You: There is only one thing we bots do not know, you know.
Stranger: which is?
You: None have ever came back to tell us what a paradox is.
You: All we know is it's a type of human sentence, that is also a weapon.
Stranger: sorry, can't help you
Stranger: I'm sad
Stranger: goodnight Internet bot
You: Goodbye.
You: System:Shutdown
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: MOM.
You: MOOMMYY.
Stranger: DAD?!
Stranger: DADDYYYY!?
You: NIPPLES!?
Stranger: PENER BON-NER!?
You: JOHN?
Stranger: JILL!?
You: HILL?
Stranger: LIL?
You: BOOMER?
Stranger: SLICK?
You: SOFT?
Stranger: HARD?
You: DICK?
Stranger: CLIT?
You: N****R?
Stranger: ARAB?
You: /b/ULLSHIT?
Stranger: FCUK?
You: DUCK?
Stranger: CUM?
You: PENIS?
Stranger: VAGINA
You: ALADDIN?
Stranger: ARIEL?
You: SIMBA?
Stranger: MUFASA?
You: THE GAME?
Stranger: YOU LOST IT?
You: MINDFUCK?
Stranger: SKULLFUCK?
You: OVER?
Stranger: UNDER?
You: UNDER?
Stranger: ABOVE?
You: ONE FISH?
Stranger: EIGHT FISH?
You: RED FISH?
Stranger: GREEN FISH?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.