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ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi do you like twilight?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: oh god.
You: what
Stranger: negtaive ghostrider.
You: what???????????????????
You: edward is so hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: i luv him
You: i luv his eyes so hott
Stranger: i have no idea who that is.
You: edward cullen
Stranger: i love how you people act like you personaly know people who act.
You: what?
You: do youl ike twilight
You: i read every book in a week
You: i cant wait till moonlight sun
You: :<3
You: <3
You: :D
Stranger: i really hope your not like this around other people
You: what?
You: why
You: do you like twilight
Stranger: personaly, ive never read the book or watched the movie
You: what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!! shut up its a holy book you arej ust jealous of bellas and edwards love and youll never die and hten meet edward in heaven u noob i bet you like stephen king u retard you dont know real talent when you see it
Stranger: rofl.
You: i hat u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i love penis.
You: WTF!!!
You: NOOOBBBBBB
Stranger: whats is this CODMW2?
Stranger: noob.
Stranger: -.-
You: what
You: cal of duti modrn warfar too?
You: that game sucks
Stranger: i agree.
You: i cant wait till twilight mmo is out
Stranger: I play WoW.
Stranger: ill stick with that.
You: WoW sucks its not even have vampires
Stranger: your stupid show dosent have vampires. you just have fags in trees.
You: STFU THERE VAMPIRES
You: AND ITS NOT A SHOW U NOOB
You: THEY SPARKLE SO YA THERE VAMPIRES NOT THOSE GAY IDIOTS THAT DRINK BLOOD WHO ARE BATS THATS STUPID
Stranger: its something your fat ass sits down and watch.
You: STFU IM NOT FAT
You: NOOB
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: noob
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: is
Stranger: with
Stranger: the
Stranger: noob
Stranger: shit
Stranger: this is not a fucking video game.
You: shut up
You: u stupid idiot
You: ha see i didnt say noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha!!!!!! u dumb!
Stranger: lol
You: xd
Stranger: xD
You: do you lik hanna montana
You: :)
Stranger: are you like 10?
You: what??????????????????????????????????
????????????
Stranger: can you not spell like.
Stranger: with a E
You: how u know????????????????????????????????!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: like
You: HA U DUMB
Stranger: or you...
You: //////////////////////////////////////
//////
You: i mean ??????????????????????????????????????
??
Stranger: i have a 15 foot dick....how do you walk? on fucking stilts!
You: what
You: stfu
Stranger: n****r.
You: OMFG
You: SHUT UP
You: ILL DISCONECT IF U DONT STOP
Stranger: lol please do.
Stranger: beat ya to it!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Join Jomegle? Y/N
Stranger: What that?
You: Join Jomegle? Y/N
Stranger: Y
You: Welcome to Jomegle. Please input desired username.
Stranger: Dvda
You: Please re-type username.
Stranger: Dvda
You: Please answer the following question: What color is a banana?
Stranger: Yellow
You: Correct.
You: Welcome to Jomegle.
You: <Reii> Hello, new guy :D
You: <ExCalibr99> ya
You: <Reii> wazzup
You: <DrLuigi> LETS RAPE NEW GUY
Stranger: Haha
You: <ColonelSeat> Now press Alt+F4
You: <Reii> stfu, DrLuigi
You: ExCalibr99 has logged out.
You: <Reii> LMAO
You: ExCalibr99 has logged in.
You: <ExCalibr99> Asshole.
You: <DrLuigi> LMFAO
You: <Reii> what's up, new guy? :O
You: TehHax has logged in.
You: <ExCalibr99> OH GOD
You: <TehHax> LOL FAGS IM BACK
You: <Reii> oh, shit
You: <TehHax>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA
You: <Reii> STFU
You: <DrLuigi> GTFO
You: ExCalibr99 has logged out.
You: Reii has logged out.
You: DrLuigi has logged out.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: WARNING: I'm fucked up
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FAGGOT SAYS HI
Stranger: hey.
You: fuck
Stranger: haha
You: *smashes your windpipe with my cock*
You: FUCKER.
Stranger: haha fuck you then lol
You: *fucks your bellybutton*
Stranger: haha what the hells wrong with you haha
You: *pulls out my eyes, without severing the optic nerves*
You: *shoves them up your ass*
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: hahaha
You: *your anus is coarse on my eyestalks*
Stranger: hahahah your fucked up
You: *bites the head of your dick off*
Stranger: hahahah what the fuck?
You: i can do much worse
Stranger: haha sure u can, try me
You: brb getting some farm animals, power tools and prickly plants
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: ur sooooo fucked up
You: *rips your dick off*
You: *chews off whats left*
You: *pours acid in*
Stranger: hahaha
You: *lifts you up, letting the acid pour into my asshole*
Stranger: what the fuck? Haha
You: *shoves a tube up your ass, then puts an angry ferret inside*
Stranger: hahahahahahaha I justchoked
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: thats hysterical
Stranger: btw a ferret isnt a farm animal
You: i know
Stranger: next time use high-speed gerbil and sandpaper
You: i just added a ferret because fuck you thats why
Stranger: or maybe a lit roadflare
You: *takes some sandpaper*
You: *runs it along your cock, roughly*
Stranger: good now fuck urself in the mouth with a dead cat
You: *starts scraping flesh of, blood pouring out*
Stranger: did your dad abuse you?
Stranger: did he put a cigar out on ur dick?
You: ......
Stranger: your mom fuck you till you cried?
You: YEEESSSSS
Stranger: i knew it
You: *breaks down crying*
You: oh god
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: ur fucked dude
Stranger: hahaha
You: WHY DID MY CHILDHOOD SUCK SO MUCH
You: OH GOD
You: DADDY I ONLY WANTED YOUR LOVE
Stranger: slice ur wrist
Stranger: do it
Stranger: do it
You: NO
You: I WILL SLICE MY COCK
Stranger: he gave you love i bet
Stranger: right in the shitter
You: OH GOOOOD
Stranger: good then stuff it in ur moms mouth
You: DONT BRING BACK THE MEMORIES
Stranger: ur slipping dude
Stranger: more creativity
Stranger: im out dude, keep up the sickness
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FAGGOT SAYS HI
Stranger: hey.
You: fuck
Stranger: haha
You: *smashes your windpipe with my cock*
You: FUCKER.
Stranger: haha fuck you then lol
You: *fucks your bellybutton*
Stranger: haha what the hells wrong with you haha
You: *pulls out my eyes, without severing the optic nerves*
You: *shoves them up your ass*
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: hahaha
You: *your anus is coarse on my eyestalks*
Stranger: hahahah your fucked up
You: *bites the head of your dick off*
Stranger: hahahah what the fuck?
You: i can do much worse
Stranger: haha sure u can, try me
You: brb getting some farm animals, power tools and prickly plants
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: ur sooooo fucked up
You: *rips your dick off*
You: *chews off whats left*
You: *pours acid in*
Stranger: hahaha
You: *lifts you up, letting the acid pour into my asshole*
Stranger: what the fuck? Haha
You: *shoves a tube up your ass, then puts an angry ferret inside*
Stranger: hahahahahahaha I justchoked
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: is your semen poisonous
Stranger: nope
You: damnit
You: can you add poison to it. im suicidal.
You: i wanna be fucked to death.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: well
Stranger: u could be chocked to death with a dick
Stranger: ummm
You: ok
You: like
You: a dick in my throat?
You: or around my throat?
Stranger: probably in unless the person had like a 10inch dick lol
You: ok
Stranger: but yea
Stranger: or
You: *opens mouth*
Stranger: hahh
Stranger: u could try to do a pink bow tie
Stranger: so yea
You: *leaps on to your dick*
You: KILL ME!!!!!
Stranger: thats all i can think of for now
Stranger: hahah
You: *shoves it down my throat*
You: *bites it off*
You: OH FUCK
You: *chews and swallows*
Stranger: thats hardcore
Stranger: :D
You: STRANGLE MEEEEEE
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: go for the pink bow tie
Stranger: !!!!!
You: WUZZAPNIK BOWTIE
You: *takes a bottle of semen*
Stranger: welll i think its where a dick goes soooo far into the vagina it gets like stuck back in their and then when he pulls it out like nasty stuff cums out with it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u should look it up to be safe
You: *pours it into the stub of your dick*
You: *pours poison in*
You: *shoves my ass on it*
You: *lifts you up so it flows into my ass*
Stranger: yo how old r u?
You: *the poisoned semen pours in*
You: *screasm and falls to the ground*
You: screasm*
You: *blood spurts out of my asshole*
You: *my intestines spew out*
You: YES! YES! YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *spews everything out on you*
Stranger: NIce:D
You: FEEL THE POISONED, BLOODY SEMEN
You: *my dick grows and puffs up*
You: *it turns black*
You: *my penis pops, spewing blood and semen everywhere*
You: *screams and falls to the ground*
You: *smiles as I die*
You: *grabs your ass as I breathe my last breath*
You: *dies, ass in hand*
Stranger: so wait ur a guy?
Stranger: just
Stranger: yea
You: *is reincarnated as a horses cock*
You: HELL YES
Stranger: ight and how old r u?
You: 3000
Stranger: i new it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. PHONE HOME!
You: RETARD SAYS HI
You: wat
You: dangit
Stranger: i win
Stranger: :D
You: :(
Stranger: :]
You: :[
Stranger: :)
You: :(
Stranger: :DD
You: :((
Stranger: (::
Stranger: wtf
You: )::
Stranger: xDD
You: DDx
Stranger: bahaha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: I saw a naked man riding a horse today.
Stranger: eww
You: His penis bounced up and down with the rhythm of the horse.
You: It was graceful.
Stranger: stop it already
You: And beautiful.
Stranger: u gross me out
You: The urine made it all the better.
Stranger: :(
You: When it slapped over my face...
You: ....so amazing.
Stranger: thats so gay
You: No.
You: It's amazing.
Stranger: u watched too much movies like bruno and borat
You: And do you know who the naked man was?
Stranger: who
You: Me.
You: IT WAS ME :D
Stranger: so, im confused
You: NO.
You: EMBRACE IT.
You: EMBRACE THE HORSE COCK.
You: LICK IT.
Stranger: ok, i gotta go
Stranger: sicko
You: SPIN YOUR TONGUE AROUND
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Someone PM'ed this to me.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Looking for smart ppls.
Stranger: Ya smart?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Really smart?
You: They're walking their dog over there.
Stranger: They are?
You: supercalifragilisticexpealidocious
Stranger: Okay, I believe.
You: antidisestablishmentarianism
You: ._.
Stranger: floccinaucinihilipilification.
You: nice
Stranger: Okay, so we're equal.
Stranger: Although I think my vocabulary is almost unmatched ;)
Stranger: What do you do for a living?
You: Sit on a computer.
You: Slowly dying of hunger.
Stranger: Okay, me too.
Stranger: What are your hobbies and such?
Stranger: How come half the smart people won't say ANYTHING about themselves?
You: Computers.
Stranger: You PEOPLE, open up a bit.
Stranger: Computers -- computer engineering? Computer science? High school student?
You: You're a rare person. A smart person on the nternet.
You: internet*
Stranger: Aww, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy!
You: :D
Stranger: Seriously.
Stranger: So, tell me SOMETHING.
You: Like what?
Stranger: Like what you DO.
Stranger: Vocationally.
Stranger: Professionally.
You: .....
Stranger: Student?
You: Yes.
Stranger: High school student?
Stranger: Wow, how did I guess?
Stranger: No really...
Stranger: Like, I don't even know.
Stranger: It just came to me.
Stranger: I must be a genius.
You: Um..okay...
Stranger: Okay, are you going on to college soon?
Stranger: Aspirations?
Stranger: Hope and dreams?
You: Um...no.
You: College=/=soon
Stranger: No hopes or dreams?
Stranger: I see, so you're very young.
You: You have no idea :D
Stranger: I'm now going to begin calling you 'kid', if that's alright.
Stranger: Eh, perhaps I do.
You: Guess my age.
Stranger: 12.
Stranger: :P
Stranger: Close?
You: Close.
Stranger: Bam.
You: 11.
Stranger: That took a while to type.
Stranger: So middle school for you.
You: Nope.
You: 5th grade right now.
Stranger: Must be a smart fifth-grader?
You: I get so sit around learning crap I already know.
Stranger: Enjoy the lack of work while you can.
You: While surrounded by 21 idiots raving over Twilight, Phineas and Ferb and the jonas brothers.
Stranger: Well, I know what one of those is.
You: And other stupid crap.
Stranger: Great, so you -- you must be cultured?
You: They all act retarded.
You: I guess...
Stranger: It's so sad :'(
Stranger: Okay, tell me something important to you.
Stranger: A cause.
Stranger: Issue or interest.
Stranger: Something.
You: Okay..
Stranger: Are you thinking?
You: No.
You: Watching TV.
Stranger: Okay, WELL...
Stranger: I'm such an incredibly impatient person.
Stranger: It's sad really.
Stranger: Did you tell me something of interest or did I miss it?
You: Oh, nope.
You: I'll do that now.
Stranger: I recommend it :D
You: Computers.
You: TV.
You: Video games.
Stranger: Facetious fifth-grader too.
Stranger: I'll give this one last shot.
Stranger: Tell me a hobby.
Stranger: Or a good book you've read.
Stranger: Either will do :)
You: Okay.
You: A good book.
You: Crash
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Now... I think I'll let you watch TV.
Stranger: So, you know, stay in school.
Stranger: Just say NO :D
Stranger: K?
You: ....yeah.
You: Seeya, RARE SMART PERSON :O
Stranger: Thankee! See ya!
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