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2010-12-10 20:55:39 by reviewer2

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: STRANGER DANGER!!!!!
You: WOAHHHHH
You: OH NO
You: RING THE STRANGER DANGER ALARM
You: STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER
Stranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEE EEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE EEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO
You: STRANGER DANGER
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: If you went camping, passed out, and woke up with a used condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?
Stranger: Hey asl
Stranger: No y
You: Want to go camping some time?
Stranger: Definatly U a guy??
You: yeah
Stranger: Yay
Stranger: How old r u
You: 9
Stranger: I'm 15 so hell no I don't want to go camping with u
You: hahaha
Stranger: How old r u for real
You: 11
Stranger: Ur a perv
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


hahaahfdgdgf

2010-07-15 12:33:39 by reviewer2

I TROLLED A TROLL

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You will soon die
You: A wild Abra appears!
You: wat
You: no
Stranger: Yes
You: i wanna LIIIIVE
Stranger: The US goverment have implanted a bomb into your computer
Stranger: But
Stranger: You can still save yourself
Stranger: And others around you
You: GASP
You: HOW
Stranger: You must delete the program that will start the bomb
You: whats it called
Stranger: It is a folder called System32
You: omg
You: okay
You: brb
Stranger: sure
You: it says i shouldnt delete it
Stranger: You must
Stranger: Thats what the goverment want you to think
You: really?
Stranger: Yes
You: okay lemme delete it
You: btb
You: brb
You have disconnected.


makin it hapen

2010-07-12 04:54:42 by reviewer2

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser.
Stranger: some ppl are REALLY annoying
You: indeed
Stranger: this one guy just was like asking how i was doing
Stranger: and i said good
Stranger: and he goes...
Stranger: thats good to hear in these such horrid times
Stranger: and i was like what horrid times
You: Hey, that sounds familiar.
Stranger: and than he types all this stuff about war and stuff and im all WTF
You: hahahahaha.
Stranger: ya i was like ur depressing and annoying
You: You got trolled bro.
Stranger: DISCONNECT
You: or girl
Stranger: no bro
You: hmm
You: well
You: how are you doing
Stranger: good...well good for being in these SUCH " horrid" times
You: That's good. These times ARE horrid.
You: But they've been worse.
You: I remember when I was in Korea.
Stranger: exactly
You: I was a P.O.W
You: I watched my friends die
Stranger: :O
You: Soldiers shot them.
Stranger: im SO sorry
You: Their blood splattered on a wall.
You: I lost both of my legs.
You: I was a war hero when I came back though.
You: I got infected with gangrene.
You: I amputated my own legs with no pain killer.
You: Bugs everywhere. I was trapped in a small cage.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i have the WORLDS most respect for u right now
You: In the end, I managed to escape the Koran war camp.
You: Korean*
You: I beat two men to death with my own legs.
Stranger: how did u get out if u didnt have legs?
You: You couldn't imagine the things I've seen.
You: I crawled and rolled.
Stranger: no i couldnt and i find it AMAZING u did that
You: Some of my blood dripped behind me as I escaped. I had just a pistol.
You: But that wasn't my biggest achievement. No, no...
You: My biggest achievement...
You: WAS FINISHING HARDEE'S NEW BACON CHEESE SANDWHICH PORKBURGER
You: $2.00 FOR THE FIRST TWO WEEKS IT IS AVAILABLE
You: GO AND BUY ONW
You: ONE*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Omegle

2010-07-10 07:47:35 by reviewer2

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *messily bites another chunk out of the hippopotamus*
You: Hi!
Stranger: :)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: You are immune to my trolling!
You: WE MUST KUNG FU FIGHT!
Stranger: I would take you out
Stranger: i have been in training for 12 years
You: LET US SEE WHO WILL BE THE VICTOR.
You: I HAVE TRAINED FOR...
You: FOURTEEN YEARS!
Stranger: hahaha :O
Stranger: but i have skills of unimaginable power
You: I HAVE SKILLS OF UNIMAGINABLE SEXINESS
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: I doubt thaaat
You: *rubs my hairy ass in your face*
Stranger: hahaha asl?
You: MMM YOU LIKE THAT?
Stranger: no
Stranger: it has hair
You: *puts glasses on it*
You: HELLO I AM MISTER CHEEKYCAKES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


fdsfdsa

2010-07-05 04:27:23 by reviewer2

DONT CLICK THIS OR DO ANYTHING WITH IT

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I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON


-jhkhkhkjj

2010-07-04 02:45:55 by reviewer2

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vaginal orgy-tron

2010-06-26 04:49:32 by reviewer2

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You: Can't Orgasm? Here's Help for Women
By Louanne Cole Weston, PhD
About 10% of women have never had an orgasm -- either with a partner or during masturbation. And quite a few of them have found their way into my therapy practice. That's when I tell these women the good news: It is possible to learn to be orgasmic.
The first and most important lesson is to practice developing a balance of tension and relaxation during sexual activity. But, my women clients ask, how can they be both tense and relaxed at the same time? It's a good question, and here is my two-part answer:
How to Have an Orgasm Step 1: Tense Up
The type of tension that helps women reach orgasm is muscle tension (myotonia). Many women have the mistaken impression that they should relax and "just lie there" because they've heard that relaxation during sex is important. But it turns out that muscle tension is often necessary for an orgasm. In my experience, the majority of women learn to have their first orgasm by incorporating a fair amount of leg, abdominal, and buttock tension.
Not surprisingly, women report that the most orgasm-inducing muscle contractions are in their lower pelvis. These are the same muscles you squeeze to stop the flow of urine midstream (a conscious contraction of this group is called a Kegel exercise).
What is the connection between tensing muscle groups and having an orgasm? Arousal. Contracting (or tensing) certain muscles increases blood flow throughout the body and often to the genital area. And arousal, of course, is the road map that helps lead most women to orgasm.
How to Have an Orgasm Step 2: Wind Down
So, where's the relaxation part of this equation? In the brain. During sex, a woman should be focused simply on feeling the sensations of the stimulation.
Have a hard time relaxing? Think of a Times Square billboard in which words stream into view from the left-hand side to the right edge, and then disappear off the screen. During sex, many women find it helpful to program their own Times Square news crawl with a repetitive mantra such as "I can take as long as I want" or "This really feels great" on their mental silent radio. It keeps the brain occupied -- but with a thought that will encourage sexual arousal rather than with a nervous, negative thought that might decrease arousal.
After this first lesson, I send my clients away with a homework assignment. During sex, they are to tense up their muscles and let their minds go silent. This technique takes practice, but it can work over time. And more often than not, my clients return to a future session with their own good news to report.
Can't Orgasm? The Problem Could Be Medical
Therapy can help some women having difficulty with orgasm. For others, a medical condition or side effects from a medication may be causing the problem. Visit your doctor to rule out these causes. Options for treatment include the following:
An FDA-approved device called Eros helps increase blood flow to the genitals.
Over-the-counter creams may increase sensitivity and help a woman reach orgasm, although these are not FDA-approved. As always, talk to your doctor before starting any treatment.
Originally published in the March/April 2008 issue of WebMD the Magazine
Stranger: why are you showing me this?
Stranger: XD
You: YOU NEED IT TO LIIIIIIIIIVE BITCH
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: no i dont!!
You: YEAH YOU DOOOOOOO BITCH
Stranger: orly? and why is that?
Stranger: xD
You: i will smash your windpipe with my cock if you dont shut the fuck up and BLOW ME
Stranger: well good luck with that
You: *smashes your windpipe with my cock*
Stranger: haha didnt work :P
You: *fucks the incinerated remains*
Stranger: im still hereeeeeeeeee
You: EMBRACE MY HORSE COCK
You: I AM HORSE MAN
Stranger: lmfaooo
Stranger: yea im sure its amazing
You: I HAVE AON ANOTHER DICK
You: ITS
You: IN MY ASS
You: ITS A CROCODILE WEINER
Stranger: thats kinda disgusting
You: I WILL FUCK YOU WITH MY ASS! CROCODILE WEINER ASS ASS FUCK!
Stranger: lmfao!!!!
Stranger: okay then go ahead and do that
You: SHINCHED TAIDOU BANKAI....HOWTEN CRIKEY FUCK!!!!
Stranger: WEIRDO
Stranger: xD
You: HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh
You: CROCODILE SEMEN
You: ENGAGE
You: *blood explodes out of the entire front of my body*
You: *my entire skeleton is exposed*
Stranger: EW
You: YES
You: YES!
Stranger: thats kinda sexy actually
You: *THE CROCODILE COCK SLIDES BACK INTO MY ASHOLE*
Stranger: O.O
You: *A WHOLE CROCODILE SLITHERS OUT OF THE FRONT OF ME*
Stranger: VIOLENCE
You: i have such a huge hard on right now
You: from this chat
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: im pretty hot too
You: *ties you to a chair* we will date
You: *SMASHES NAILS SHAPED LIKE COCKS INTO YOUR EYES* BAM BITCH
Stranger: AHHHHHHHH
You: *SHOVES THE NAILS OUT OF THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD WITH MY COCK*
You: *FUCKS FURIOUSLY*
Stranger: ahhh that feels good ;D
You: SEMEN TIME
You: *the back of me explodes in a shower of blood*
You: I AM NOW JUST A SKELETON
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: OH SO SEXY
You: WITH A RATTLESNAKE FOR A PENIS
You: *FUCKS YOU*
Stranger: AH AH AH *moans*
You: *DEVOURS YOU WITH MY DICK AFTER PARALYZING YOU WITH ITS VENOM
You: *REVEALS MY TRUE FORM*
You: *A GIANT SPIDER WITH A RATTLESNAKE FOR A PENIS*
Stranger: FUCK ME HARDER
You: WAIT NO
You: I HAVE A SKELETON WITH A RATTLESNAKE PENIS
You: THAT IS MY PENIS
Stranger: okay
You: SUCK IT
Stranger: *SUCKS YOU PENIS*
You: OH YEAH
You: THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS COME
You: *SPIKES SHOOT OUT OF MY DICK, IMPALING YOU*
You: *FIRE AND BLOOD CONSUME THE EARTH*
You: I AM SO TURNED ON RIGHT NOW
Stranger: ME TOO
You: LETS FUCK
Stranger: SOUNDS GOOD
Stranger: *gets on bed*
You: ALSO WANT TO SEE SOME OF MY OTHER FUCKED UP OMEGLE CHATS
Stranger: sure?
Stranger: xD
You: reviewer2.newgrounds.com
You: GO THROUGH THE POSTS TO FIND SOME
You: ALSO THIS WHOLE THING WAS A MARKETING SCHEME
You: SO I COULD ADVERTISE VELVEETA CHEESE
You: buy velveeta cheese
Stranger: wtf is velveeta cheese
You: BUY IT
You: OR YOU WILL NEVER SPEAK
You: ONCE AGAIN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Have you heard it?

2010-06-17 16:13:33 by reviewer2
Updated

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Have you heard the joke they don't not not tell gay people?
Stranger: no
You: Heh.
You: Now, there's nothin' to be ashamed of.
Stranger: heyy
You: Hell, I rode a few poles in my time, if you know what I mean.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Have you heard the joke they don't not not tell gay people?
Stranger: umm no and dont wanna hear it bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Have you heard the joke they don't not not tell gay people?
Stranger: whens your brithday?
Stranger: no
Stranger: what is it?
You: Heh.
You: Now, there's nothin' to be ashamed of.
You: Sometimes even I just wanna go to a bar...
You: and pick up some cute little Mexican guy.
You: Ride that dude all night.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: you gay?
You: Mostly not.
You: Apparently you are.
Stranger: mostly?
You: Let's have buttsex.
Stranger: yeah I am
Stranger: you seem like a jackass
Stranger: am I wrong?
You: Yes.
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: i take it back
Stranger: so explain the mostly?
You: Also, my penis is in your ass right now.
Stranger: you dont even want my asl first?
Stranger: or my name?
You: No.
Stranger: or what I look like?
Stranger: :P
You: Buttsex.
Stranger: bye man.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.